oknope:

is your face from mcdonalds? cause im loving it

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trillow:

this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

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nativeandnaive:

legendxofxzach:

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

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adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

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andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

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aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

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