officialunitedstates:

me when I see a train:  look there’s a train

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Why can’t he sell sea shells by the sea shore?

Men’s Rights Activists (via punacceptable)
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nonjudgementalme:

urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

THIS IS ME

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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

daddys-chubby-cookie:

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

Dude wtf..

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homophobed:

unwomanlythoughts:

microaggressions:

When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she gave up her own name AND that that part of her identity was erased enough from my public history so as to be a password to access my private information.

Holy crap, I never realized.

chill

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beyoncebeytwice:

i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere

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breakfastburritoe:

I’m so hipster… u probably haven’t heard of my favorite band… glee cast

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dlphinecormier:

orphan black starts filming today

orphan black starts filming today

orphan black starts filming today

o r p h a n  b l a c k  s t a r t s  f i l m i n g  t o d a y

ORpHAn bLAcK STaRTs fiLMinG tODAy

  1. orphan black starts filming today
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